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In a little town called Verplanck, New York they built a Yugo plant but hey that is a
different story.
Other than that, this town is not known for anything special. It does have a police force that
drive Yugo's. If that isn't funny in itself, then be ready for lots more funny situations. If you
can laugh about situations concerning death then you will get many more laughs with
DROWNING MONA. Mona Dearly is excellently played as a nasty shrew of a woman by
Bette Midler. It seems one day she went out and her Yugo ended up in the river. She
dies. Oh yeah, she dies at the beginning of the movie so obviously we will see lots of
flashbacks. No one even cares, not the towns people and not her husband, Phil Dearly
(William Fichtner) or her son, Jeff Dearly (Marcus Thomas). Since she liked
to yell, scream and pound people with various instuments, most everyone found it fairly
fortuitous that she passed on. No one cared except the town sheriff, Wyatt Rash played
by Danny DeVito.
Now let's see... he has this question,"Who would like to see Mona Dearly dead?"
We have the husband, we have the son with one hand (many stories will explain what
happened to his hand, and they are all funny); we have the mistress, Rona, The Waitress
played by a rough looking Jamie Lee Curtis; we have Bobby Calzone
(Casey Affleck) who is Jeff Dearly's partner; and we have a mysterious stranger.
Ooops wrong movie there is no mysterious stranger.
Wow, how could I forget Neve Campbell. She plays the sheriff's daughter Ellen.
Ellen finds Mona's death hillarious until Bobby, her husband to be, becomes a suspect.
The plot unfolds as it bounces from one joke to another as the Sheriff slowly puts
everything together.
DROWNING MONA is not the greatest flick around but I do recommend it highly.
It has good acting by the excellent cast; lots of good humour and a decent plot that moves
along nicely all the way to the end. This is obviously a small film put together as a labour
of love by the actors. Bette Midler playing the mean spirited Mona is worth the price alone.
Catch it when it come to town.
No, even though Jamie Lee Curtis is the adulterous waitress, she has no nude scenes.
Damn.
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